Each of us sometimes has to deal with human rudeness and listen to offensive words and expressions addressed to us. Some people have a tense atmosphere at home, while others are very unlucky at work, where a scandalous atmosphere prevails, ready at any moment to explode in a stream of abuse and insults. So how to respond to rudeness and rudeness?
Why do you need to respond to rudeness and not remain silent?
Psychologists have found that every aggressive act from the outside generates a normal person auto-aggression, which over time results in a depressed mood, decreased performance, low self-esteem, etc. This reaction of the body does not bring anything good with it, and, therefore, you need to learn how to effectively protect yourself from manifestations of foreign aggression and the correct reaction to it.
Reasons for rude behavior
One of the most common reasons rude attacks on a person is that he is underdeveloped. Such people are much more likely to become victims of rudeness than strong and self-confident individuals. Boors and rude people have a fairly well-developed instinct and will never get involved with someone who can give them a worthy answer.
If in front of them is a person from a different category, then why not amuse yourself and say something rude to him. Most often, the following types of people are among the offended:
- highly cultured and brought up in old traditions;
- having low self-esteem;
- trying to avoid conflict situations;
- with a high sense of guilt;
- fearful of hurting and offending other people.
In this situation, the reaction to rudeness may be different, but first you should work on your own so as not to be a constant victim of poorly behaved citizens. Finding inner strength will forever get rid of outside aggression, because strong man cannot be the object of attack.
You often find yourself in a situation where you really want to say something nasty. But I don’t want to slide down to the kindergarten level. Rudeness can also be an art, you need to be rude beautifully!
1. You will open your mouth at the dentist.
2. Mind like a shell.
3. What do you give a damn about life? Or can we run fast?
4. One more beep from your platform and your teeth will move.
5. Dry up, herbarium!
6. So that you celebrate your wedding at McDonalds.
7. Don’t make me angry, I have nowhere to hide the corpses! Come on, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, there's still room.
8. Shut up, victim of a drunken midwife!
9. Yes, you won’t save the world with beauty.
10. The light of a floor lamp can overshadow your mind.
11. Can we switch to you? Otherwise it’s not convenient for me to punch you in the face.
12. Talk, talk... I always yawn when I'm interested!
13. Ciao, ripen the peach!
14. When the stork brought you to your parents, they laughed for a long time and wanted to take the stork first.
15. Hey you five! Yes, yes, you four! Come here, you three! Once again I see you two together - I'll fuck you! You understood me?!?
16. Go to the kitchen and chop the veins with an axe.
17. So that you could cover yourself with a teaspoon in the bathhouse!
18. Baby, I don’t scare you, I’m not a mirror.
19. Didn’t they scare Babayka with you as a child?
20. - And the legs are like those of a gazelle! - Why are they so slender?
- No, covered with wool...
21. - What long legs you have... Especially the left one.
22. One more “Vyak” in my direction... and your dad sweated in vain....
23. VKontakte is a site for normal people, but for frostbitten retards like you, it’s high time to create a new site - VTanke.
24. Pushkin finished his appointment, Gagarin finished his flight, and you’re about to finish your job.
25. - go to hell!
- don’t worry, I’ll get there with an orgasm!
26. - thank you.
- you'll work it out.
27. -Girl, are you bored?
-Not by that much...
Let's learn how to be rude beautifully or how to politely put people in their place!
“Rudeness makes sense only when it evokes an equal reaction of the intellect.”For every force there is another force. When a person is full of anger and resentment, it is not always possible to remain silent in response to his foul language. Sometimes I want to answer.
How to answer without losing your temper and without stooping to the level of your interlocutor?
1. To talk with you on the same level, I need to lie down!..
2. I don’t know what you eat for breakfast, but it really works! Intelligence tends to zero!
3. Just don’t take the headphones out of your ears. God forbid you chill your brain from the inside with a draft.
4. Should I see a psychologist? No, of course, thank you very much for useful advice, but you shouldn’t compare everyone to yourself.
5. You will open your mouth at the dentist.
6. To shock me, you will have to say something smart.
7. One more beep from your platform and your teeth will move.
8. So that you celebrate your wedding at McDonald's.
9. If I had the pleasure of communicating with bitches, I would have had a dog long ago.
10. Mind like a shell.
11. Looking at you, I begin to understand that nothing human is alien to God. He has a great sense of humor.
12. Talk, talk... I always yawn when I'm interested!
13. You would decorate the world with your absence, before I take sin on my soul!
14. The only positive quality you have is the Rh factor.
15. I live opposite the cemetery. If you show off, you will live opposite me.
16. Is it you that everyone loves? Oh, well, yes, love is evil...
17. So that you could cover yourself with a teaspoon in the bathhouse!
18. -Girl, are you bored? -Not by that much…
19. Your right to your own opinion does not oblige me to listen to nonsense.
20. -You can’t put “thank you” in your pocket.
- you will carry it in your hands!!!
21. Hey, you little rose! The tulip is out of here, otherwise you’ll turn gray like a dahlia!
22. I came to you with greetings, with an iron and a gun
24. It is better to be silent intelligently than to speak stupidly
25. Is this a bunch of words, or do I need to think about it?
26. Sorry for not living up to your stereotypes.
27. In some heads thoughts come to die
28. Him: Shall we go to you or shall we go to me?
She: At the same time. You - to yourself, and I - to myself.
29. Has the verbal oil well dried up?
30. Madhouse on the road, psychos in nature!
31. What are you watching? Are you in a museum or what? Now I’ll arrange a cultural event for you in two acts without intermission! If I give you a slap, your head will fly off
32. What do you think, that if you yell at me louder, I will listen more quietly?
33. Now you can take your glasses home from me. In different pockets.
34. Your style of speech reminds me of the market talk of the distant nineties at the end of the last century.
35. And don't laugh! Laughing for no reason is a sign that a person is either an idiot or a pretty girl. If you want to convince me of the latter, first shave.
How to respond in specific situations. Examples!
- Agree with offensive you human. Classic:
- Yes, you are a complete fool and an idiot!
- Yes. I have a certificate too! Do you think it’s very smart to prove something to a fool?
- You're just a fool!
- Agree! This is because you constantly have to talk to fools.
– I’m not satisfied with your answers!
– What questions, such answers!
– Yes, I’m smarter than all of you combined!
- Certainly! After all, you are crazy. I wish I had a watchman for this shed...
2. Take a statement directed at you to the point of absurdity:
- Hey, slow down!
– I can’t, there must be only one brake. (It’s impossible, our pair already has one brake!)
- What are you doing?
- I'm doing it in my pants.
– Why are you scamming me now?
– And now who do you consider yourself to be, a bee or a rabbit?
3. Turn a negative statement into a positive one:
- You are a horse!
– If it weren’t for the suckers, where would you be now?
- There are only idiots around!
– Is it unusual for you to feel smart?
– What kind of phone is being grabbed when I’m talking to you?!
– I also prefer to talk to smart people!
4. Press the person “too weakly.” After all, no one likes to feel like a weakling:
– You’re dancing somehow crappy..
– I’m not dancing, I’m just moving my legs so you don’t crush me... (And you know how great I am at cross-stitching!)
-What are you babbling about?
- It’s strange, but others like my speech... Don’t you have a sense of beauty, or have hearing problems?
– Are you pretending to be smart?
– Do you have problems communicating with smart people?
5. What do you want?
- Well, why are you quiet?
– Did you already want to get to the surgeon’s table by this time?
- Well, who is brave here?
“You talk to me like that, as if your subscription to the emergency room is disappearing.”
– You are a simple housewife!
– Would you like me to be a currency prostitute?
We need to fight rudeness! If, when you are rude, you want to cry, then the interlocutor has achieved his goal. I have asserted myself at your expense and been strengthened by a considerable share of your energy! Do not encourage this behavior under any circumstances!
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Let's learn how to be rude beautifully or how to politely put people in their place!
How to answer without losing your temper and without stooping to the level of your interlocutor?
1. To talk with you on the same level, I need to lie down!..
2. I don’t know what you eat for breakfast, but it really works! Intelligence tends to zero!
3. Just don’t take the headphones out of your ears. God forbid you chill your brain from the inside with a draft.
4. Should I see a psychologist? No, of course, thank you very much for the good advice, but you shouldn’t compare everyone to yourself.
5. You will open your mouth at the dentist.
6. To shock me, you will have to say something smart.
7. One more beep from your platform and your teeth will move.
8. So that you celebrate your wedding at McDonald's.
9. If I had the pleasure of communicating with bitches, I would have had a dog long ago.
10. Mind like a shell.
11. Looking at you, I begin to understand that nothing human is alien to God. He has a great sense of humor.
12. Talk, talk... I always yawn when I'm interested!
13. You would decorate the world with your absence, before I take sin on my soul!
14. The only positive quality you have is the Rh factor.
15. I live opposite the cemetery. If you show off, you will live opposite me.
16. Is it you that everyone loves? Oh, well, yes, love is evil...
17. So that you could cover yourself with a teaspoon in the bathhouse!
18. -Girl, are you bored? -Not by that much…
19. Your right to your own opinion does not oblige me to listen to nonsense.
20. -You can’t put “thank you” in your pocket.
- you will carry it in your hands!!!
21. Hey, you little rose! The tulip is out of here, otherwise you’ll turn gray like a dahlia!
22. I came to you with greetings, with an iron and a gun
24. It is better to be silent intelligently than to speak stupidly
25. Is this a bunch of words, or do I need to think about it?
26. Sorry for not living up to your stereotypes.
27. In some heads thoughts come to die
28. Him: Shall we go to you or shall we go to me?
She: At the same time. You - to yourself, and I - to myself.
29. Has the verbal oil well dried up?
30. Madhouse on the road, psychos in nature!
31. What are you watching? Are you in a museum or what? Now I’ll arrange a cultural event for you in two acts without intermission! If I give you a slap, your head will fly off
32. What do you think, that if you yell at me louder, I will listen more quietly?
33. Now you can take your glasses home from me. In different pockets.
34. Your style of speech reminds me of the market talk of the distant nineties at the end of the last century.
35. And don't laugh! Laughing for no reason is a sign that a person is either an idiot or a pretty girl. If you want to convince me of the latter, first shave.
How to respond in specific situations. Examples!
- Agree with offensive you human. Classic:
- Yes, you are a complete fool and an idiot!
- Yes. I have a certificate too! Do you think it’s very smart to prove something to a fool?
- You're just a fool!
- Agree! This is because you constantly have to talk to fools.
– I’m not satisfied with your answers!
– What questions, such answers!
– Yes, I’m smarter than all of you combined!
- Certainly! After all, you are crazy. I wish I had a watchman for this shed...
2. Take a statement directed at you to the point of absurdity:
- Hey, slow down!
– I can’t, there must be only one brake. (It’s impossible, our pair already has one brake!)
- What are you doing?
- I'm doing it in my pants.
– Why are you scamming me now?
– And now who do you consider yourself to be, a bee or a rabbit?
3. Turn a negative statement into a positive one:
- You are a horse!
– If it weren’t for the suckers, where would you be now?
- There are only idiots around!
– Is it unusual for you to feel smart?
– What kind of phone is being grabbed when I’m talking to you?!
– I also prefer to talk to smart people!
4. Press the person “too weakly.” After all, no one likes to feel like a weakling:
– You’re dancing somehow crappy..
– I’m not dancing, I’m just moving my legs so you don’t crush me... (And you know how great I am at cross-stitching!)
-What are you babbling about?
- It’s strange, but others like my speech... Don’t you have a sense of beauty, or have hearing problems?
– Are you pretending to be smart?
– Do you have problems communicating with smart people?
5. What do you want?
- Well, why are you quiet?
– Did you already want to get to the surgeon’s table by this time?
- Well, who is brave here?
“You talk to me like that, as if your subscription to the emergency room is disappearing.”
– You are a simple housewife!
– Would you like me to be a currency prostitute?
We need to fight rudeness! If, when you are rude, you want to cry, then the interlocutor has achieved his goal. I have asserted myself at your expense and been strengthened by a considerable share of your energy! Do not encourage this behavior under any circumstances!
There are times when we see the only opportunity to stand up for ourselves in the ability to insult our interlocutor. It is worth recognizing that this method is not always justified, and, at times, can even lead to negative consequences. But there are still situations when it is very difficult to do without it.
There can be many such situations, and we will consider some of them in more detail.
Important! Before insulting someone, you need to familiarize yourself with and find out: what the consequences may be, who should never be insulted, what is considered an insult in the law, etc.
Self-defense
When someone allows themselves to speak offensively towards us, we often “boil” in response. It’s rare that someone manages to restrain their emotions in such a situation and ignore the attacks of an aggressive interlocutor. Of course, if a person has managed to achieve the highest degree of self-control or simply cannot decide to respond to an offensive remark, then he is able to ignore negative words to your address. And yet, more often than not, it is not easy to restrain yourself. You can read how to act correctly in such cases in our article.
Protecting the Weak
There are situations when we are unable to ignore the fact that someone allows himself to be offensive towards another person. This is especially unbearable to watch when your spouse, your child, a shy girl, or even an unfamiliar pensioner comes under fire from offensive words. In general, aggression awakens in many of us when a weaker person suffers and finds it difficult to stand up for himself. Of course, in this case, the injured party needs protection, and will undoubtedly feel a deep sense of gratitude when receiving it.
Animal protection
This point is somewhat similar to the previous one, but the difference is that this time we are not talking about a weak person, but about an animal. Some of us, seeing, for example, how teenagers torture a cat or a drunken person kicks a dog, try to pretend that they simply do not notice what is happening, but the majority still cannot look indifferently at the suffering of “lesser brothers.” Of course, in this case, insults on your part will be more than justified.
How to morally humiliate a person without swearing
Not each of us is able to humiliate a person without resorting to swear words. However, if you learn this, then you can say that you have mastered the art of the most “subtle” insults.
Clever phrases to shut someone up
If you want to put a person in his place with some kind of veiled insult, take note of a few phrases.
- Open your mouth at the dentist!
- Usually those who interfere with their own lives get involved in other people’s lives.
- Don't fall under the hot hand, so as not to fly under the hot foot.
Cool and funny insults
Such insults may seem cool and funny not only to the person who utters them, but also to the person to whom they apply. However, it all depends on how touchy your interlocutor is. If he is too sensitive to the slightest hint of insults and is overly vulnerable, then, of course, he will not find it funny in this situation.
- Shut your laugher already!
- Stop waving your tongue like a flag at a parade.
Offensive cutting phrases
If you want to offend someone with a caustic and offensive phrase, then, apparently, this person really managed to offend you and you are thirsty. Of course, you should never show that you are offended or angry - in this case, you will not achieve the desired effect. Say caustic phrases in a calm tone, which can easily be accompanied by a slight grin.
- It looks like the stork dropped someone along the way. And more than once.
- They would have taken you to the Kunstkamera while you were still alive.
- One more phrase like this, and you will have to move through life in jerks.
- You should think about saving nature by sterilizing yourself.
- It’s probably hard for you to love nature, after what it has done to you.
How to politely send a person away by calling him witty words
You may well offend a person, even if you are on “you” terms with him. To do this, it is not at all necessary to switch to swear words or direct insults. One witty phrase is enough. Therefore, you can even say that in this way you will send a person culturally.
- Are you leaving already? Why so slowly?
- I'm too busy a person to pay attention to your complexes.
- Shock me, finally say something smart.
- It looks like you never got over your youthful maximalism.
- You should be silent more often, you would pass for smart.
- I hope that you are not always so stupid, but just today.
And yet, most likely, you understand that in the case where we insult someone else, it is quite difficult to talk about any level of culture. Often such conversations simply slide into an ugly squabble.
Play on his weaknesses and complexes
If the situation develops in such a way that you have to insult a woman (note that these are still the most extreme situations), then, of course, you can play on her complexes. Most often, a woman's weak point is her appearance. Even if she doesn't show that your words hurt her in any way, most likely, you will still achieve your goal - she will remember what you said and it will bother her. It is also worth noting that some men can also be offended by mentioning them appearance or physical parameters. Although most often a male representative can be offended by mentioning his unenviable mental qualities, most men react quite painfully to these remarks. Lists for men and women.
So, some examples:
- Alas, you cannot save the world with beauty. However, also with the mind.
- Woman, you are not so beautiful as to be rude to people.
- Just by looking at you, I can believe that man really descended from a monkey.
- Don’t worry, maybe one day you’ll say something smart.
- Where did you learn to do makeup in the Valuev style?
- What, no one wants to get married, that’s why she’s so angry?
- Is everything really tight? Well, at least try to scatter some bone marrow.
- It is immediately obvious that your parents dreamed of you running away from home.
- It's true what they say: the brain isn't everything. In your case, it's nothing at all.
Create long-term systematic pressure on the enemy
Important to remember! Systematic psychological pressure on a weaker person, his persecution, bullying and humiliation is called. Such behavior is unacceptable and strongly condemned in society.
Naturally, at this point we are talking about psychological pressure - the influence on interlocutors that occurs with the aim of changing their psychological attitudes, decisions and opinions. Often this method is used in situations where, for some reason, you cannot openly be rude to a person, but you also cannot help but react to his behavior. So, what types of psychological pressure exist?
Moral pressure
This can also be called humiliation, which is expressed in the desire to morally suppress the interlocutor. You systematically point out some characteristic of a person, even if your words do not correspond to reality. Thus, you deliberately sow complexes in your opponent. For example, you can always hint or directly tell someone: “How stupid you are,” “You are very clumsy,” “You still need to lose weight,” and the like. In this case, it becomes difficult for the interlocutor to control himself, and if at first he practically does not pay attention to your words, then later they begin to seriously offend him. It is important to note that this technique is appropriate for people who suffer from self-doubt.
Compulsion
This method can be used by a person who is endowed with some kind of power - finances, information or even physical strength. In this case, the opponent is unable to provide a worthy rebuff, realizing that in this case he may suffer financially, not receive the necessary information, and so on.
Belief
This type of psychological pressure can be called the most rational. By using it, you are trying to appeal to a person’s logic and reason. This method is applicable to people of normal intelligence who are able to understand what you are trying to convey to them. A person who is trying to act by persuasion must select the most logical and demonstrative phrases, avoiding doubts and uncertainty in his tone. It is important to understand that as soon as the “victim” begins to notice any inconsistencies, the force of such pressure will begin to weaken.
Suspension
In this case, the person makes an attempt to “starve out” the interlocutor. You try to put pressure on someone, but when they try to catch you in this, you move away or move on to other topics. You can also respond by accusing your opponent of making things up, twisting things, and so on.
Suggestion
This method of psychological attack can only be used by a person who is in some way an authority for his “victim.” One way or another, you are trying to suggest something to your interlocutor, speaking in hints or directly.
Is it acceptable to use obscene name-calling and swearing?
Of course, we are not always able to control ourselves and cope with ourselves in peak situations, but you should make every effort to achieve this. If it has come to the point that you see no other way but to be rude to a person, then try to do it subtly and beautifully. As they say, there is no need to stoop to the level of “bazaar women.” Of course, if you couldn’t restrain yourself and moved to the mat, then there’s nothing you can do about it, but still try to prevent this and put the person “in his place” in other ways.
The point is not that you can somehow especially hurt your interlocutor with obscenities. It is simply believed that a person who has “sank” to swearing is not able to defend his opinion in ordinary words - to some extent, this is how we demonstrate our own inconsistency. Of course, it’s a different matter if, in principle, you always communicate with abundant use of swear words, but that’s a completely different conversation.
How to Learn Sarcasm Using Sassy Funny Words
Having learned to use impudent and funny expressions appropriately, you will certainly be able to gain fame in your close circle as a person with a good sense of humor and mastery of the technique of sarcasm. But it is important not to forget that insolence can be fraught with consequences, and with such phrases you can provoke your interlocutor to an unpredictable reaction.
- Go, lie down, rest. Well, at least on the rails.
- I could have offended you, of course, but nature has already dealt with it for me.
- Nobody scares you, you will be afraid in the mirror.
- Your mouth could use a stapler.
- Well, you jingled the chain, now go to the booth.
Understanding the art of sarcasm
And yet, it is important to note that people who know how to express themselves in a sarcastic manner do not always use this skill when trying to insult or humiliate someone. Often, sarcasm is used when some non-trivial situation is being commented on - then it looks funny and organic.
It is almost impossible to comprehend the art of sarcasm for a person whose lexicon is not particularly diverse, and its horizons are rather limited. That is why it is worth reading and learning more. Type into the search: “Authors who write with humor.” As you yourself understand, truly “sharp” phrases are in any case made up of words, the variety of which you can easily glean from intellectual films and books. By the way, examples of some witty phrases can also be seen in books. As a last resort, learn sarcasm from people who make a living from their jokes - we are talking about participants and hosts of various comedy television shows.
If you want to be known as a truly witty person, then do not repeat the mistake that is common to many novice jokers or people who imagine themselves to be such. Having heard or read some interesting joke or funny expression, they periodically repeat it in order to make their interlocutor laugh. The first couple of times it can be really funny, but then people start smiling just out of politeness, and that’s for the time being. As you understand, it is simply unacceptable for anyone to associate a master of sarcasm with a broken record.
If you want to be rude beautifully, then it is appropriate to use phrases that your interlocutor has probably not heard yet or those to which he will not immediately come up with a witty answer. In this case, you will probably look more advantageous. So, perhaps some of these statements will seem appropriate to you.
- If these beeps continue to come from your platform, then your dental composition will have to move.
- Are you sick or do you always look like this?
- You should be stuck in a tube right now.
- Pay attention to the baseboard so you don't forget about your level.
- I would laugh at you, but life has already done it for me.
We take into account possible consequences
When entering into an argument with an aggressive interlocutor, it would be foolish not to take into account the possible consequences of this step. You must understand and be prepared for the fact that you will have to move from words to action if, for example, you threaten someone with physical harm. If your opponent provokes you into further actions, and you simply begin to ignore him, then all your threats simply lose their meaning. Of course, it can also turn out differently - the person will be frightened by your words and become silent. However, you must be prepared for different developments if you decide to enter into conflict.
When not to resort to insults
All your “biting phrases” and “beautiful insults” have no meaning if you decide to use them when communicating with an insane person. So, what kind of person can be called insane? First of all, we mean the interlocutor who is under strong alcohol or drug influence. Surely, such a person will simply not be able to appreciate the subtlety of your insults - he simply will not hear them, or will react inadequately, even if your words are not too offensive. It’s really better not to mess with such people, even if they try to hurt you in every possible way. Your task is to completely leave their field of vision and not enter into a meaningless conflict. If a drunk person offends a weaker person, then, of course, you need to help the offended party, but verbal skirmishes are unlikely to yield any positive results.
In any case, if you are sure that in the current situation you can do without insults by solving the problem by some other method, then it is better not to resort to curse words. It is possible that later you will have to regret your incontinence. As we have already mentioned, it is appropriate to take this step only in case of protection (of yourself or a loved one). If you yourself initiate such conversations, you will very soon gain a reputation as a boor and brawler.
